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>      OFFICER----------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 

>       CANDIDATE-----------------M P. SIR 

>       OFFICER----------------TELL ME PROPERLY
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>      CANDIDATE---------------MOHAN PAL SIR
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>      OFFICER--------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
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>      CANDIDATE----------------M P. SIR
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>      OFFICER-------------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
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>      CANDIDATE-------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR
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>      OFFICER-------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE
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>      CANDIDATE--------------M P. SIR
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>      OFFICER------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
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>  CANDIDATE-------------NO, MANI PAL SIR
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>      OFFICER------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
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>      CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR
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>      OFFICER------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
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>      CANDIDATE------------METRIC PASS
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>      OFFICER-------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
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>      CANDIDATE------------M P. SIR
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>      OFFICER------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
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>      CANDIDATE-------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR
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>      OFFICER------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
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>      CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR
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>      OFFICER------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
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>      CANDIDATE----------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
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>    OFFICER-------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
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>       CANDIDATE---------- -M P. SIR
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>      OFFICER----------------WHAT is it NOW
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>      CANDIDATE-------------My Performance....?
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>      OFFICER----------------M P!!!!
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>      CANDIDATE------------WHAT IS THAT SIR
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>      OFFICER--------------MENTAL PROBLEM