What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one!
What cheers you up when you are sick?
A Get Wellephant card.
Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?
So they can jump out and stomp on people.
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
What do elephants do for laughs?
They tell people jokes.
What game do elephants like to play most?
Squash.
Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?
Oops, sorry, no polish jokes allowed.
What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?
An elephant with spare parts.
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Look for elephant tracks in the butter.
Monday, September 08, 2008
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